One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts.
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Co-worker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
